Visible Panty Lines

WTF!$&*

Okay ladies, I must discuss one of my biggest pet-peives: VPL(visible panty lines). There is no excuse for a modern woman to have her panties divide her bottom into four cheeks. This has got to be amazingly uncomfortable; and moreso very unflattering. First of all ladies, we must begin by purchasing the correct size in undergarments. Too small undies, cause bulges, discomfort, and defeats the overall purpose of an undie. Too large undies>>>well needless to say, will appear bulky and also cause bulges and discomfort. All undergarments should be comfortable(you should not have to pick and tug), flat,and second-skin-like; without being tight. It's always best to think of your undergarments as the foundation of your wardrobe. If you are a frugal spender; then this should be the one area that you invest in. Your less expensive items will look like a million bucks over the correct undergarment.

Okay, now that you have the undergarment awareness, let's start with the picture above. First, I must say, I hope this lady was working out, or coming from the gym, or doing some form of athletic activity because of the track pants. (That's another pet-peive I have when women wear jogging pants and their not jogging.) Nonetheless, with such pants she could have worn boy shorts(if she was working out) or a pair of thongs(if she was being casually lazy). The type pf panties that are worn depends on the outfit that will be worn over it. For slim-fitting trousers and skirts invest in some Spanx shapers. There are a vast array of choices, but I recommend Spanx because of the variety, sizes, comfort, and cleverness that goes into designing each piece.





So maybe we all can come together to end the tragic VPL crisis. Whenever you see it take place, just holla SPANX at the victim. You may get the evil stare, a few non-lady-like words,and/or perhaps a slap, but at least you'll know you did your part to help the world not have to look at her "cottage cheese", too-tight, butt-cutting panties. The next lady will thank-you!!! As always, happy shopping!!!