Goodbye to Yesteryear...2008!!

It's New Years Eve!!! This time of year is always kind of bittersweet. The year has come and gone. Good times and bad times. We have a historic new President! We all are getting older (some, not so wiser). The economy is shot to hell. Jobs were lost. Many retailers went out of business. Banks went bankrupt(damn)! But through it all, we looked good, right! (LOL). Well, here it is. My list of trends that came and went in 2008... Some need to never come back. Don't shed a tear for the memories (you'll ruin your make-up)! LOL.

5) Skinny Jeans-even the boys rocked them! But it's time to replace them with the "boyfriend' jean.

4) Rocker liquid leggings-I rocked mine to death! However, for '09, you'll be doin' the "Hammer-time" in your "harem" pants.(Notice I said you; not me.)

3) Scarves-enough already!!! Let's tie it in a knot and strangle this trend...It's time to get sophisticated in '09 with "bold statement jewelry".

2) Christian Dior Gladiator Sandal... Everystore had a knockoff of this shoe! This was the hottest trend of 2008. I didn't even want the "real" Dior because there were so many damn copycats. For '09, we will see updated versions of the pee-toe platfom.

1)UGGS... AAAAAGGGGHH!!!!!. For crying out loud people>>>they're called Uggs!!!>>.Short for UGLY. As much as I hate that word, it is appropriately used in this context. These are not for style, but for function(like their ugly cousin Crocs); to keep the feet warm for people in Australia...LOL; not for so-called-fashionistas!!! Please, Obama calls for change! This year we must act on that! Stand for change and kick the Uggs back in 2008. (But I just know I'll see these things in 2009.....damn!) For '09, we will see a re-birth of the "classic tailored tall boot".

Trend Alert!!!-Harem Pants

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

"Can't touch this">>> 'cause it will be in and out too fast! (I know that was corny, but whatever). This is one trend I choose not follow. But this was all over the runways for the spring '09 shows. McHammer and Aladdin will be RTW (ready-to-wear) this summer, coming to a store near you.

If you must indulge in the "Hammer Pants"(as we called them back in the day), I recommend not spending your mortgage on a pair to keep up with the Jones' (or the it celeb of the moment). Remember it's a trend. It won't be around for long and most importantly it's not for everyone. If you have rounded hips, please do not add draped emphasis to your natural curves. However, on the other hand, if you have too little hips and no booty(me), then let's not highlight our less-than-adequate area with extra loose fabric. This trend looks best on a slender "X" and "H" shape. (Click here for body shapes).

Keep the look simple. Pair the pants with a simple clean tee, perhaps a cropped jacket and some gladiator sandals. Remember, the pants are going to be the attention getter of your ensemble. Adding too many details to such saggy vogue will have you looking a bit like a wastrel Aladdin.

Happy Shopping!!!

Top 10 MUST Haves for 2009

As we get closer to ringing in the New Year, I came up with my:

"Top 10 must haves for the fashion-forward, trend-setting, wanna-be first to have it, "Diva" , only wear it once, won't wear it next season, fabulous-fashionista for 2009!"

1) Bold, statement jewelry

2)Nude Lips w/Smokey Eyes.

3)Christian Louboutin "Very Prive" In Fawn Brown

4)Soft-billowy fabrics.

5) Liquid metallics!

6)The shape of '09 will continue to be bell. So look for tulip skirts, peplum tops, and belt the waistline whenever posssible.

7)This RM by Roland Mouret skirt and bodytop!

8)Suyra XL Louis Vuitton bag!!!

9) Chanel Polish in Feu de Russie

10) Black is back as the new black!!!

Happy New Year and Happy Shopping!!!

New You Fashion Resolution!!!!

Okay ladies,
It's been a while, but I'm back! It's time to be out with the old and in with the new--a new you that is. Not to say that something was wrong with anyone before, but we all must strive to be better. So it's my duty and privilege to enhance your outter beauty(the inner must come from you>LOL)....

This year let's all please, please remember to accept and love your body. Don't hold off on shopping because you are trying to lose a few pounds...Identify your body shape(YAHX),and choose clothing to balance your figure. Don't cover up; show it up!

Let's do this right in the new year and look damn good while we're doing it!!!Happy Shopping!!!